Found in Previews: Dead Sonja

I turn to page 253 in Previews and I’m bitch-slapped by the cold, unforgiving hand of “Blatant Comics.”

DEAD SONJA: SHE-ZOMBIE WITH A SWORD #1
by Owen Gieni, Robert Blatant & various
A brain-devouring blatant spoof spectacular, right in time for Halloween! After her family is killed and she is taken advantage of by a pack of evil zombie mercenaries, young Dead Sonja is granted sword-wielding zombie superpowers by a mysterious undead Goddess! Vowing to never lay with another zombie man unless defeated in fair zombie combat, Dead Sonja wanders the mythic land of long ago, takin’ names and eatin’ brains. The biggest zombie party of all-time starts here!
MATURE THEMES
DEAD SEXY-48pgs, B&W SRP: $9.99

Taken advantage of by a pack of evil zombie mercenaries? Vowing to never lay with another zombie man unless defeated in fair zombie combat? Seriously?

I need a drink.

Posted under Commentary

This post was written by Matt Gagnon on August 19, 2006

3 Comments so far

  1. Joe Williams August 20, 2006 4:31 pm

    How many more times can you fit zombie into that paragraph? It’s like, instead of just getting paid by the word, they were getting by the word “zombie.” Though given the current craze for zombie comics that might literally be true.

  2. Matt Gagnon August 20, 2006 6:06 pm

    They should have just cut the bullshit and dropped the “necrophilia” bomb.

  3. Joe Williams August 21, 2006 4:26 pm

    Then I would buy it. Plus, why the hell didn’t they do a “tribute” cover of one of those classic Franke Thorne images?!


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