In some ways, I feel like I’ve been waiting my entire life to write that headline.  So, at this point we all know that in Spider-Man: Reign #3 we learn that Peter Parker accidentally killed Mary Jane with his radioactive cum, right? 

The Internet is abuzz, Fanboys cry in pain to their Gods, and, of course, Warren Ellis get to the heart of the matter…

“Listen, if every Marvel character kills someone with their sex juices and every DC character becomes an adorable 8 year old girl, Paul Levitz will be out of a job in a year and Joe Quesada will own the eastern seaboard of the United States.

“These people have their penises on the pulse of America. Trust them to do their work.”

Quote pulled from Warren Ellis’ The Engine.

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