Blogosphere Random Shuffle
“Yes, [Whiteout’s] really happening, yes, Kate Beckinsale really looks like that in real life, no, I’m not sure when it’s coming out but I think it’s Summer ‘08 and no, I can’t share pictures and stories from the set as yet or else I risk the ire of Warner Brothers and they will send a combined 87 tons of attorney after me, and let me tell you, brother, that’s a fuck of a lot of attorney right there.” -Greg Rucka
“One of these days someone will be watching when the neighbour’s motion-sensor light catches me smoking naked in the garden at 1am.” -Warren Ellis
“Selma Blair thinks I’m cute, Claire Danes thinks I’m funny, Doug Jones thinks I’m gorgeous, and Guillermo del Toro thinks I should eat more ice cream.” -Maddy Gaiman
“It feels like a big bag of jelly when you hold it in your hand and, I must say, it’s a very strong frog.
“We have been trying to get the frogs turned on.” -Kalyan Varma
“If I’d gotten on that [theme park] ride, my friends would have actually heard me scream. Like a little girl. Like a little girl who just woke up because somebody licked her foot. Like a little girl who just woke up because somebody licked her foot, and then when she turns on the light there’s an evil clown sitting in the middle of her bedroom, eating her pony.
“There’s no comebacks from the clown-pony scream.” -John Rogers