Enjoy our Spooktacular 14th Anniversary Sale!!!!
Monday, October 29th, 2007
Happy Halloween Citizens of Los Angeles! The jesting jackanapes that move merchandise at Meltdown wish to say hidey-ho to all our pals with this seasonal sale celebrating 14 years of open doors and fine lines. Pluck the golden apple of fate that hangs before you now and let it be your legacy! We house no secrets in our headquarters. You would have to travel to Earth-2 in order to duplicate deals like these. Everything is 14% off. Well, not brand-new comics. But everything else you can lay your hands upon a 14% reduction in price occurs as if by magic. Also, all candy consumed while in-store is 14% less fattening and everyone is 14% more beautiful while standing under the gentle eaves of Mel.
KNOWN FACTS ABOUT MELTDOWN AFTER 14 YEARS
Dimensional portal.
Incinerated in the Crisis. Used to be BIGGER. No one remembers.
Sorta haunted.
Closed second bathroom conceals secret nacho dispenser.
Intriguingly long-lasting flavor.
Proposed site of the 2012 US Governors Conference.
Lumpy in spots.
In love with the idea of love but does not feel love as you or I do.
No one knows where the music comes from.
Entering gawky teenage phase
Come by and make 14 apply to whatever your eye spies.
















