Last night at Meltdown was a night of ass kicking, thank you contestants and thank you judges for entertaining us, special thank you to the Comics on Comics crew for helping put this together and Lionsgate for that wonderful swag and awesome prizes, let’s not forget The Frysmith truck for coming our and kicking our appetites ass.
Watch the videos below and vote for your favorite ass kicker.
Winners will receive the following prizes:
• The first place winner will get a pair of tickets to opening night of Kick-Ass.
• Second place gets a $200 gift certificate to Meltdown Comics.
• Third place gets a pair of tickets to a Kick-Ass-themed burlesque show.
• Ten runners-up will get an awesome bag of Kick-Ass movie swag, courtesy of the fine folks at Lionsgate Films.
Kick-Ass Contestant #1
Matt Hollin came all the way from Whittier to tell some dirty grandma jokes. The judges mostly liked his asskicking, though they docked him some points for working blue.
Kick-Ass Contestant #2
Manchester native Terry Kvasnik showed off his martial arts skills by executing some spectacular flips in the cramped space. The judges both feared and admired him. He won a wristband that’ll get him into a meet-and-greet with the cast.
Kick- Ass Contestant #3
Another martial-artist, Narayanan Cabral executed his own series of flips and kicks, even going so far as to bound off the walls. The judges praised his skills.
Kick-Ass Contestant #4
Musician Rune Kincaid braved the brawny scene by playing a funny song about breasts and brakes. The judges gave him props for his humor and guitar-playing prowess.
Kick-Ass Contestant #5
Hottie Annie Cruz came to the event in tight black leather, and she pulled off a mean cartwheel before a wardrobe malfunction derailed her act.
Kick-Ass Contestant #6
Youngster Blake Luna-Ortiz took the stage to tell a series of jokes that impressed even the likes of judge Jonah Ray.
Kick-Ass Contestant #7
Comedian Dustin David eschewed jokes in favor of roundhouse kicks. He successfully kicked a bottle out of the hand of judge Jonah Ray.
Kick-Ass Contestant #8
The final contestant, Lilly Ball, came decked out in Halloween attire and demonstrated her skills with the fan – all while dressed as a dog. Judge Jonathan London gave her high marks for her furry-friendliness.