Aug 242016
 

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There’s a glitch in the mainframe of the internet that is allowing us to stay on Meltdown’s network and also causes some of the gyms in Pokemon Go to turn yellow. We have our top scientists looking into it. In the meantime: frazzled Magic School Bus pilot and damn fine lecturer, Ms. Frizzle (Andy) goes head to head against morphine addicted super-hacker, Mr. Robot (James). Hmm if only there was a place that brought nature and technology together in which they could fight… OH YEAH, hardcore survival game and winner of the coveted “This Shit’s Been in Alpha for Longer than Computers Existed” award, RUST. Check it out right here on this episode of Battlecast presented by Meltdown comics!

It puts the Battlecast on the skin, or else it gets the hose again. Warning: Everything you wanted to know about video games but were afraid to ask.
<3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a girl that called us ugly on OK Cupid. <3 <3 <3

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#26: Sanic the Roadhog #podcast #twopacksaweek

 Posted by on August 23, 2016
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Guest Ify Nwadiwe (@Midnight) joins host Geoffrey Golden for an anthropomorphic episode of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Howard the Duck and Sonic the Hedgehog trading cards. While opening the packs, they discuss Howard’s current standing in the furry community, why Dr. Robotnik would go to the trouble of putting woodland critters into robots, and the most important criteria for a step family: do they own a Sega Genesis? All on this ring-hoarding episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!

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Producer – Mason Booker

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Aug 212016
 

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You wished it! You craved it! You feared it! Now worship it because it is UPON YOU! Meltdown Comics is excited beyond belief to finally add Battlecast to our podcast Network! Listen to the ULTIMATE fighting arena where Nerd culture and Fandom collide in an audio format!

Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Solid Snake and The Doctor (of Doctor Who) at Pokemon Stadium? That’s exactly the kind of thing you’ll find out on Battlecast. Oh, and you’ll also hear about the hosts doing stupid stuff in real life.

Volume 2 of Battlecast is upon us! Complete with a fancy new presenter, Meltdown Comics and fancy new lead vocals by Jon Bailey! Wooo! Today’s battle takes place in the totally-not-being-judged-by-anyone Rio Olympics between insane lady badass, Harley Quinn (James) and neurotic horsey jackass, Bojack Horseman (Dan). Things heat up on the track and then cool down in the toxic green swimming pool all on this rad episode of Battlecast Presented by Meltdown Comics!

The (flexible) rules: We rotate between representing characters and judging the fights. The battleground is randomly assigned and often dictates the “rule set” which we’ll follow. A dice roll decides who goes first… Hilarity and violence ensues…

We don’t recommend listening with headphones as close contact with this content may transmit Zika virus directly into your brain canal. Sorry… Warning: Immediately gross as always. <3 <3 <3 Thanks for listening, thanks for telling a friend, thanks for rating us on iTunes, and thanks for being a chain-smoking debutante. <3 <3 <3

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Aug 082016
 

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Guest Madeleine Flores (Adventure Time) joins host Geoffrey Golden for the championship edition of Two Packs a Week, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of Street Fighter 2 and Street Fighter: the Movie trading cards. While opening the packs, they’re repulsed at Guile’s constipation face, gawk at Ken mopping up a pool of his own sweat, and – inspired by Vega – figure out the ultimate 1999 AIM screen name. All on this hundred hand slapping episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!

 

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Jul 262016
 

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Guests Joan Ford (Nerdist), Mike Levine (The Onion), Erika Iishi (Geek & Sundry), and Roger Barr (i-Mockery) join host Geoffrey Golden in a special episode recorded live at a lovely library several blocks away from San Diego Comic-Con 2016! The FOUR guests open THREE all-star packs – Dinosaurs Attack, Rad Dudes, and Skeleton Warriors – and the show was recorded with TWO different audio devices for ONE audience member. As they open the cards, they guess how much Tim Burton paid for the Dinosaurs Attacks license, the horrifying anatomy of the Rad Dudes, and a tricky hypothetical question involving a future-predicting magical floating skull. All on this oddly recorded episode of Two Packs a Week presented by Meltdown Comics!

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